I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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