All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Come back. Shots need mouths.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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