My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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