Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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