im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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