watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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