I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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