ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Your tits are I can't wait for
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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