can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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