just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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