Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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