Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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