Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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