ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Randomize
