I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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