If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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