I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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