why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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