I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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