I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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