How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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