he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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