btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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