omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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