so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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