Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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