The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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