He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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