nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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