He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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