Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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