College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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