it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Every concussion has its silver lining
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
