So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He passed out mid-signature
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She swung at the pinata with crutches
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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