this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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