Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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