hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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