found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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