That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
