i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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