So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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