It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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