Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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