Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
this is an emotional support booty call
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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