theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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