And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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