so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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