so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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