yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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