Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just want to make out with him forever
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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