Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
