carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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