btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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