Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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