Cold hands, warm shart.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
