yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Come share oat with me in your robe
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
