super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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