Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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