No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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