I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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