My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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